DIVORCE ME C.O.D.

I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
You thought your little romance was on the strict Q T
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D
I won't be round to hear you cry
I'm Texas bound and bye and bye
You can reach me down in Dallas at general delivery
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D

There's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue
You'll find you can't pay your bills with a little ole' I.O.U
This dynamite your messing with may be T.N.T
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D
No need to fall down on your knees
Caus' I know all my A.B.C.'s
I ain't no college professor n'ain't got no P.H.D
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D

I won't be round to hear you cry
I'm Texas bound and bye and bye
You can reach me down in Dallas at general delivery
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D
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