FRIENDLY UNDERTAKER
(Jim Nesbitt)

Well I'm your friendly undertaker let me take you for a spin
Yeah I'm your friendly undertaker let me take you for a spin
I got a big long black wagon that everybody's just dyin' to ride in

I offer you twenty-four-hour service call me cause I don't ever sleep
I offer you twenty-four-hour service call me cause I don't ever sleep
Yeah I'm your friendly undertaker and I'll bury you deep and cheap
[ dobro ] If you ain't got much money let me give you a helpin' hand
If you ain't got much money let me give you a helpin' hand
Yeah I'm your friendly undertaker you can use my lay a way plan

I got a big long black wagon it's got a big revolvin' door
I got a big long black wagon it's got a big revolvin' door
Now you won't ride all cramped up I even got room for four in the floor

Yes friends and neighbors this is your friendly undertaker
I offer you twenty-four-hour services seven days a week
Say there buddy you'd just as well come on in you will
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