My Dirty, Lowdown, Rotten Cotton-Pickin' Little Darlin'
(Jack Clement)
 

Oh my dirty lowdown rotten cotton-pickin' little darlin'
Has went and left and gone
My stinkin' no good apple knockin' cowgirl
Has done her poor ole cowboy wrong

Oh I'm up to my ears in tears
And all the cows are lonesome for you
And my horse of course is blue too
For my dirty lowdown rotten cotton-pickin' little darlin'

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Oh my dirty lowdown rotten cotton-pickin' little darlin'
She is my pride and joy
But my lousy no account little cowgirl
Really knows how to hurt an ole cowboy

Oh my eyes are red from all the tears I've shed
And my throat is sore from all that cryin'
And my horse of course is horse too
From cryin' for my dirty lowdown rotten cotton-pickin' little darlin' No 2
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