(Dusty Owens & Bill Carver)

Hello operator

Is it any wonder

That I'm calling for a number

I'm alone and want a date for tonight

Hello operator

help me find a little honey

Who would help me spend my money

will you find a date for me

Who'd be just right

I'll be in town for just a while

For goodness sake please start to dial

A number that would keep me company

Hello operator

Don't you have a friend that's lonesome

One that I can call my own some

Can't you find a cutie to go out with me


Hello operator

Can't you locate me a number

After all it is no wonder

That I'm calling you again because it's late

Hello operator

Can't you try just one more time
Have you got a busy line

Won't you hurry up and please don't hesitate

By the way would you be free

Could you fill the bill for me

Do you think that I would rate a date with you

Hello operator

You sound just like a winner

Can I take you out to dinner

Cause I know that you're the number that will do