NO HELP WANTED
(Bill Carlisle)
 

Well, I got a gal from New Orleans
She the prettiest little thing that you ever have seen
She's got a cute little walk with a hippety-hop
Big at the little and bottom at the top


Do you need any help? (No help wanted)
You could use a little help (No help wanted)
Call on me me if you need a little help
Do you need any help? Do you need any help?
I can handle this job all by myself!
Yeah!
 

Well, I love my baby, she's a little bitty booger
Cute as a button and sweet as sugar
I'm a-gonna buy her a diamond ring
And we'll get married in the spring
 

Do you need any help? (No help wanted)
You could use a little help (No help wanted)
Call on me me if you need a little help
Do you need any help? Do you need any help?
I can handle this job all by myself!
Yeah!
 

Well, she calls me her little piggy-wiggy
And I call her my little thing of a jiggy
Everytime I ask for a kiss
I hear her voice, sounds something like this

 

Do you need any help? (No help wanted)
You could use a little help (No help wanted)
Call on me me if you need a little help
Do you need any help? Do you need any help?
I can handle this job all by myself!
Yeah!
 

Well, I'm gonna take her honky-tonkin' tonight
And we're gonna do everything up right
When the music starts, we'll swing and sway
We're gonna dance till the break of day


Do you need any help? (No help wanted)
You could use a little help (No help wanted)
Call on me me if you need a little help
Do you need any help? Do you need any help?
I can handle this job all by myself!
Yeah!

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